elefantile love

 the elefantile order of danish draft...

 the elefantile command of teutonic rank...

the olifantile rite of dutch ordinance...

Vorhangeschlosser der Liebe

 

a cluster of colour coded metal locks holding on for dear life - throw away the keys into the murky canal conceding eternal love on this very pedestrian of bridges...

lacking a cheap padlock, a red ribbon will do - or even a most unwieldy tire lock device... [as clunky as the german translation for such cluttery lovelocks]

frau blaumanita

the freakish amalgamation of a toxic fungus cap onto a XX chromosomal humanoid...
or perhaps just an oversized fanciful hat crowning a lovely girl on her way to the park...

glaube an den Schuhmacher...

[in the window of the workshop of bespoke shoemaker Benjamin Klemann in Hamburg]